"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"
"i don’t know what to draw"
"i always mess up"
"BUT I SUCK"
this is literally something that could only happen because they’re actually together
Really good at sleeping
Gets put in the lower rank (in terms of looks)
Acts like a brat when he wins
acts like a brat when he loses
likes taking selcas but
i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up
i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes
a slight calculative error was madeanus georg
are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes
that is terrifying
why does this happen
so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”
his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret
well now 171 people know about this you had one job
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
How to complete Snake.
when u call shotgun but ur friend still runs for it